i don't even like asparagus

funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

artist-bosch:

The temptation of St. Anthony, Hieronymus Bosch

https://www.wikiart.org/en/hieronymus-bosch/not_detected_195354

crunchwrapofnotredame:

“samurai wakes up in the present day”
this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

teathattast:

boi he shittin

amongthespaghetti:

slab-o-meat:
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

lovingrot:

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